Everyone appreciates a good laugh.
Actually, I told someone they were funny and their response was: “What’s the point of being alive if you don’t laugh a little?” I thought that was a little over dramatic – but I do like to laugh…
SO, please enjoy some funny internet marketing & SEO jokes.
If you have some funny jokes related to internet marketing or SEO, do leave them in the comments below.
Funny Internet Marketing Jokes
- How many marketers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It isn’t too late to make this neon instead, is it?
- What does the new Chips Ahoy marketing director do her first day on the job?
- Why did the naughty lead’s phone ring at 1 a.m.?
For a booty call-to-action.
- What’s a personality trait of a bad marketer?
- Why did the marketer get off the trampoline?
He was worried about his bounce rate.
- Why can’t a lead date a religious marketer?
Because she’ll always be trying to convert him.
- Why did the marketing couple decide not to get married?
Because they weren’t on the same landing page.
- Why do marketers make such good wide receivers?
Because they always stay inbounds.
- What’s a pirate’s favorite thing about marketing?
- How much does a hipster weigh?
If you’re an internet marketer and you didn’t at least crack a smile… I apologize. Try some SEO jokes:
Funny SEO Jokes
- What is a black hat SEO’s favorite food?
SPAM <– duh 🙂
- Why was the SEO expert so furious on his way to work?
Too much traffic … go figure!
- What do you call a game where touching the person makes them NOT it?
- What do you call Zelda in lingerie?
- Why did Tiger Woods start studying SEO?
To get his #1 ranking back
I had so much fun looking up these SEO jokes. Hope you got a good laugh out of them as well!