Funny Internet Marketing & SEO Jokes For Your Laughing Pleasure

Everyone appreciates a good laugh.

Actually, I told someone they were funny and their response was: “What’s the point of being alive if you don’t laugh a little?”  I thought that was a little over dramatic – but I do like to laugh…

SO, please enjoy some funny internet marketing & SEO jokes.  

If you have some funny jokes related to internet marketing or SEO, do leave them in the comments below.

Funny Internet Marketing Jokes

1. How many marketers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
   It isn’t too late to make this neon instead, is it?
2. What does the new Chips Ahoy marketing director do her first day on the job?
   Enable cookies.
3. Why did the naughty lead’s phone ring at 1 a.m.?
   For a booty call-to-action.
4. What’s a personality trait of a bad marketer?
   Anti-social.
5. Why did the marketer get off the trampoline?
   He was worried about his bounce rate.
6. Why can’t a lead date a religious marketer?
   Because she’ll always be trying to convert him.
7. Why did the marketing couple decide not to get married?
   Because they weren’t on the same landing page.
8. Why do marketers make such good wide receivers?
   Because they always stay inbounds.
9. What’s a pirate’s favorite thing about marketing?
   Thee arrrrrrROI!
10. How much does a hipster weigh?
    An insta-gram.

If you’re an internet marketer and you didn’t at least crack a smile… I apologize.  Try some SEO jokes:

Funny SEO Jokes

1. What is a black hat SEO’s favorite food?
   SPAM <– duh 🙂
2. Why was the SEO expert so furious on his way to work?
   Too much traffic … go figure!
3. What do you call a game where touching the person makes them NOT it?
   ALT tag
4. What do you call Zelda in lingerie?
   Link Bait
5. Why did Tiger Woods start studying SEO?
   To get his #1 ranking back

I had so much fun looking up these SEO jokes.  Hope you got a good laugh out of them as well!

Let’s give credit where credit is due… I found the above jokes on SEOGroup & HubSpot.  Thanks!